Shame on you Christchurch Casino: Christchurch Casino says it is reviewing its dress code and was already doing so when it received a complaint from a woman who says she was “humiliated” after being asked to cover her ample breasts..

As an ample gal myself I feel her pain. What next? Will gents with combovers be expelled from their hallowed gambling halls? It just ain’t cricket. Why are big boobs only acceptable if they are silicone and leering from some men’s mag?

Silly old Campbell Live on TV3 is choosing to deal with the story by talking to Nicky Watson. Jeez they’re fake!

Ironically President Hugo Chavez railed against a new trend in beauty-conscious Venezuela, giving girls breast implants for their 15th birthday. “Now some people think, ‘My daughter’s turning 15, let’s give her breast enlargements.’ That’s horrible.

The other story Campbell is covering tonight; “We meet a woman who has set herself a most unusual challenge. At 21 years old she’s decided to have eleven babies to eleven different fathers. Find out how she’s gone about it and more importantly, why she’s doing it.”

Ah bless, investigative journalism at its best. Al Jazeera rip your heart out.